plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

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